Now planning 44 fictional disasters worldwideChoose where humanity meets
Choose where humanity meets
when the world gets weird.
Panic Map lets you create absurd meeting points for alien invasions, robot uprisings, internet collapses and other perfectly normal reasons to panic.
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π½Alien Invasion
π§Zombie Apocalypse
β’οΈNuclear Oops
π€Robot Uprising
π§ AI Takes Over
π‘Internet Collapse
πΆWi-Fi Dies Forever
βοΈMeteor Incoming
β³Time Travelers Meeting
π΅οΈSecret Society Meetup
π§ΊEnd-of-the-World Picnic
π¦Random Absurd Event
βGlobal Coffee Shortage
π§ΎLast Day Before Taxes
πSimulation Glitch
πͺParallel Universe Leak
π¦Dinosaurs Return
πMoon Falls Down
πSun Goes Offline
πCats Run Government
πDogs Learn Accounting
πBillionaires Flee to Mars
π½Alien Invasion
π§Zombie Apocalypse
β’οΈNuclear Oops
π€Robot Uprising
π§ AI Takes Over
π‘Internet Collapse
πΆWi-Fi Dies Forever
βοΈMeteor Incoming
β³Time Travelers Meeting
π΅οΈSecret Society Meetup
π§ΊEnd-of-the-World Picnic
π¦Random Absurd Event
βGlobal Coffee Shortage
π§ΎLast Day Before Taxes
πSimulation Glitch
πͺParallel Universe Leak
π¦Dinosaurs Return
πMoon Falls Down
πSun Goes Offline
πCats Run Government
πDogs Learn Accounting
πBillionaires Flee to Mars
π±Everyone's Ex Texts Back
πGravity Stops Working
π
Monday Becomes Permanent
πΈInfluencers Become Real
πΈCrypto Apocalypse
πTraffic Jam Forever
π§¦The Great Sock Vanishing
π¦Birds Finally Confess
πͺIKEA Maze Incident
π΅Grandma's Prophecy
π―οΈAccidental Cult Meetup
π€Emergency Karaoke Summit
πLast Pizza on Earth
πΆβπ«οΈCity-Wide Existential Crisis
π£Weird Government Announcement
πThe Algorithm Is Angry
π§Cheese Shortage
πΉοΈEveryone Turns Into NPCs
πͺ΄Plants Judge Us
π₯οΈThe Sky Is Loading
βοΈGlobal Reply-All Incident
β¨Custom Scenario
π±Everyone's Ex Texts Back
πGravity Stops Working
π
Monday Becomes Permanent
πΈInfluencers Become Real
πΈCrypto Apocalypse
πTraffic Jam Forever
π§¦The Great Sock Vanishing
π¦Birds Finally Confess
πͺIKEA Maze Incident
π΅Grandma's Prophecy
π―οΈAccidental Cult Meetup
π€Emergency Karaoke Summit
πLast Pizza on Earth
πΆβπ«οΈCity-Wide Existential Crisis
π£Weird Government Announcement
πThe Algorithm Is Angry
π§Cheese Shortage
πΉοΈEveryone Turns Into NPCs
πͺ΄Plants Judge Us
π₯οΈThe Sky Is Loading
βοΈGlobal Reply-All Incident
β¨Custom Scenario
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A small sample of humanity's finest contingency plans.
How it (definitely) works
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Pick a real place
Search a cafΓ©, park or landmark β or drop a pin anywhere humans can stand and panic photogenically.
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Invent the scenario
Aliens, raccoons, sentient toasters β your imagination is the only rule.
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Invite the world
Share the link. Watch strangers RSVP to your nonsense. Feel powerful.